Tired All The Time? Maybe You Need To Smoke More Weed.

March 24, 2010
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A report by Chris Kilham (aka ‘The Medicine Hunter’) at Fox News has posted an enlightening report about ‘cannabis deficiency’.

Not Feeling Well? Perhaps You’re ‘Marijuana Deficient’. Scientists have begun speculating that the root cause of disease conditions such as migraines and irritable bowel syndrome may be endocannabinoid deficiency.

Wait. Stop right there. Did I really see what I was typing correctly? A rep of FOX NEWS (?!) is writing about marijuana being a medically necessary supplement?

Good lord have mercy. Get your spiritual affairs in order and expect the world to come to an end any day. For surely the signs of the apocalypse are at hand:

Gay Republican legislators vote YES on same sex marriage. Our first black president is the Antichrist. It turns out Jesus was a Nazi Communist. Republican National Committee insurance plans offer elective abortion services. And now someone at FOX NEWS (?!) is touting the medical advantages of smoking weed.

These are strange, strange times we live in folks. Strange times indeed.

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Are You Cannabis Deficient? By The Medicine Hunter at Fox News Online

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